Thai Bar Girl Slang

By Max Diamond
(3 minutes read)

Ao Dood: to enter through the backdoor, anal

baa : crazy (really crazy, not just → ting tong)

bar fine : fee paid directly to the bar so that the bar girl can leave with her customer

boom boom : just what you guess it means

bumsing : boom boom (guess that derives from the German slang word “bumsen” with the same meaning?)

butterfly : a gentleman who likes to change his girls frequently

cheap Charlie : cheap person who spends as little money as possible

chuck-wow : Thai slang for hand job

dor lae : bullshit, to speak bullshit

faen : boyfriend/girlfriend

farang : Thai word for Westerner, non-Asian foreigner; not necessarily pejorative, usually pronounced “farang”

farang kee nok : low-class, stingy farang who knows his way around

farang loo maak : pejorative term for a Westerner who knows “too much” and can’t be fooled easily

gik : Thai slang for a f**k friend, a special someone for occasional encounters without paying and commitment

ham : penis (slang), testicles

ham noi : small penis

ham yai : big penis

happy ending : when a “dirty” massage culminates in the customer’s climax

helicopter : advanced → butterfly

hoy : vagina (slang), literally means “shell fish”

Isaan : northeast Thailand, region where most bar girls in Pattaya hail from

jao choo : Thai word for → butterfly

jing jing : really, true, no bullshit

katoey : Thai word for ladyboy

kee niao : cheap Charlie, stiny

kin ham : perform oral sex on a male, fellatio

kin hoy : to eat shell fish, i.e. perform oral sex on a lady, cunnilingus

kuay : vulgar Thai word for penis

kwai : idiot, literally means “buffalo”

ladyboy : shemale, transsexual

lady drink : drink a customer buys for a bar girl (a lady drink is usually a bit more expensive as the girls earn a commission from the number of lady drinks they get)

Lao : northeast Thailand (many Pattaya bar girls will say they are Lao or speak Lao, but they only mean the Northeastern region of the country where most of them were born. They are still Thai nationals.)

long time (LT) : hire a bar girl for the whole night

mamasan : female manager of a bar that helps organize the various activities of the girls

mao mao : Thai word for drunk

no money no honey : typical bar girl phrase simply indicating that bar girls want money for their services

nom : boobs

nom lek : small boobs

nom yai : big boobs

papa mama : parents

same same but different : typical bar girl phrase meaning quite literally what it says

short time (ST) : hire a bar girl for an hour or two

smoke : bar girl slang for fellatio

ta-lueng : Thai word for naughty

tee-rak : Thai word for darling/sweetheart, usually pronounced tee-lak (tee-luck)

ting tong : crazy in a funny way, not necessarily → baa